(Caption from Instagram) This was originally a parody submission to Meat Canyon's parody contest... to which I liked way too much and thought to release it online for everyone to take a look at :,)

It was out of ridiculous luck but I even managed to get this wonderfully narrated by iTomFoolery on YouTube to bring this mess to life. Please do not hesitate to check his YouTube channel out for many other great narration videos he's done, he deserves every attention he can get!